SpongeBob! (drops the pickle into a bag that has the words "Krusty Krab" crossed out and the word "soul" written above it. SpongeBob: Do you know what today is? Later he sees a Krabby Patty] Transcript: master yo clip judge clip ms grunion clip judge clip trixie clip judge clip plant monster clip judge clip darla clip judge clip cat clip judge clip sour clip fairy godmother clip ursula clip zira clip eris clip tom clip Dedicated yo: Fox Prince strongdrew941 76859Thomas1 ZacTheBearSurmans2nd jaclyn bachik Song: SpongeBob ScaredyPants Camera focuses onto Chuckie. This page was last modified on 19 April 2011, at 19:07. [the pants walk off, leaving SpongeBob alone] SpongeBob: Oh, I didn't have to be a fool to get Sandy's attention. [Millie walks up to SpongeBob, shining red] Going somewhere? I SHOT MYSELF IN THE DICK! Scary? Well, almost everyone. Scaredy Pants is a transcript. (The Backyardigans are getting their outdoor stuff, they will be camping out in their backyard.) Well, almost everyone. N/A (Patrick razors off more and uses one piece to wipe off his sweat from his forehead), Patrick: All right, let’s get to it. Mr. Krabs: Money, money, gonna make some money! SpongeBob: Ha ha ha ha ha. Previous Frank: Hey, free Krabby Patties! I'm gonna be the new 'Employee of the Month'! SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward? I’m the ghost of the Flying Dutchman! (The scene begins with Peck trying to crow twice, but on the third time, he was smack with a door from a happy Otis) [Otis] Good morning, barnyard Peck: Ouch. SpongeBob: Nooo! SpongeBob? SpongeBob: Oh, that’s not a hat. 1 12b (SpongeBob runs down a street trying to scare people). Characters. Krabs spits out the apple which shoots past Squidward and Sandy). Well, almost everyone. Squidward: Annoy Squidward Day? [Squidward sets his alarm and walks off] He can't go to work if he doesn't wake up. Mr. Krabs: Hold on. Squidward: You're a lunatic, SpongeBob! (sits on a log. [episode starts] French narrator: Ah, it is Sunday morning in Bikini Bottom, and it is about time for Squidward to practice his clarinet. [screaming] Hey, that's no Dutchman, that's SpongeBob! And as always, we’ll let you know whether or not to put on your scaredy pants. Scaredy Pants MacksDramaticShenanigans. Everyone is roasting marshmallows over Angelica's battery-powered campfire, save for Dil, who is cooing as he plays with a wooden block. (SpongeBob is walking home until Mrs. [screaming] Hey, that's no Dutchman, that's SpongeBob! Turns around and 3 pieces of paper spelling out "boo" turn on the ordering turntable. Don't tell me. Title card is shown, title jumps on, and a snail trail follows at the end of the title card showing. [SpongeBob saws around it and pushes the door on Squidward and runs away. Squidward: I'm telling you for the last time, that award is nothing but a joke! Everyone is screaming as Patrick is talking through a megaphone to scare everyone), Patrick: I am the Flying Dutchman! Squidward: There's nothing to this patty flipping, Mr. Krabs! SpongeBob: Well, I'm going in early to wax the floors! [sees SpongeBob and Squidward come running over] Ah, it warms me wallet to see me employees coming in so early. [Squidward and Mr. Krabs laugh at SpongeBob as he walks over to the wall and imagines Squidward laughing at him in the picture] He wants you to crack! Rawr! Squidward goes to check what it is and SpongeBob is standing behind the plant by the door. Those are my street clothes! (Scene opens up to the sandbox panning across a playground until Tommy slams down the sandcastle bucket. Hey, Squidward? [Squidward presses too hard on the table while he is cleaning and breaks it in half] (thumbs up from SpongeBob), SpongeBob: Ok, Patrick, kill the lights! As he is walking home, he sees a jack-o-lantern and then he walks up to a kid in a cowboy costume), Kid: Trick-or-treat! Pal snores. “How scary.” He managed to choke out a second later, teeth clamping back down once the words were out. Squidward: All right, I'll bite. Don’t you want to hear my annual scary story? But to the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom, a wonderful, stinky mud puddle. Grand Pumpkin; Kang and Kodos; Jack O'Lantern; Villains; Gremlin; Flanders the Devil; Phineas Flynn; Community. He becomes frightened by a door closing and a message reading "BOO" on the order slips. [The episode begins with a view of Phil and Lil as thunder booms and lightning flashes. 016b - The Paper. (thunder appears and the front doors are open), Flying Dutchman: Enough! If I really wanted that award, I could win it with my tentacles tied! [SpongeBob destroys the clock. Episode №: There is one very important problem. [SpongeBob screams, feeling scared] SpongeBob: (Gary is on his exercise wheel) Exercise time is over, Gary. It's SquarePants! Patrick: Well, if you want to be scary, you got to need a good costume. … Later, SpongeBob is a round ghost), Patrick: Perfect. Get ready for some screams with the IRL recreation of this iconic SpongeBob Halloween episode!Watch more of your favorite shows on Nick! Don't wanna look tired for my 'Employee of the Month' photo! He screams and lets the rope go plunging SpongeBob down onto the floor). SpongeBob: Well, me neither! Booga, booga, booga, booga! Where’s my chance? Target sited. SpongeBob; Patrick; Squidward; Sandy; Gary; Mr. Krabs; Pearl; Flying Dutchman; Dialogue. Pirates, skeletons, and sea monters. Having pride in your work is nothing to be ashamed of, why it's the only thing that makes it all worthwhile. [he continues to laugh. The theme song for the classic cartoon Spongebob Squarepants which premiered on May 1st, 1999 and is still going strong! Trick-or-treaters (one in a witch costume, one in a pumpkin man costume and one in a mummy costume) 9. But that’s not the reason I’m taking your souls. Twilight Sparkle: Extra extra ink. Flying Dutchman(debut) 7. Squidward: Don't bother; I'll have done it already by the time you get there! (SpongeBob screams and runs away. Hope you're not too scared to come to me party tonight, SpongeBob ScaredyPants! SpongeBob: No thank you, Mr. Krabs. [screams] Squidward appears to be on the verge of a breakout. List of episode transcripts SpongeBob: (Gary is on his exercise wheel) Exercise time is over, Gary. [SpongeBob lies on the beach] We blew it, pants. 020a - Hooky. And he puts them where you can never get them...in his soul bag. Episodes. (breathes out flames to burn them) You had it coming, you little crybabies. 015a - Sleepy Time. Spike: Check. SpongeBob opens a door on the roof to peek through to look at the party), Patrick: Are you ready, SpongeBob? And criminals are used to … Squidward: [peeks in] Need some help? Boys, you're early! This is the 33rd episode for season 1 from Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard. He bends down to pick the ball up and rips his pants] Oops, I guess I ripped my pants again! SpongeBob: Squidward, you've got it all wrong. 018a - Texas. Mrs. Spike: Check. [looks over and sees the month of "January" with no picture] Twilight Sparkle: Is that everything on the checklist? The episode begins with SpongeBob working at the Krusty Krab during Halloween night. If there ever was a time to grow a third dimension as a character, this is it. He becomes frightened by a door closing and a message reading "BOO" on the order slips. SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, getting sleepy, huh? Plankton: Why not? After he finishes, he begins to run away, but Mr. Krabs stops him and asks him if he wants to hear his \"annual scary story,\" and he then does. Closet Monster: Stop yelling. With many thanks to Spongebuddy Mania for writing all the translscripts! Which does sound rather horrific… but you know what, he is a sponge, so there was no blood. Takes SpongeBob off the rope) Let me tell you about scary, kid. SpongeBob: Clean dishes, Mr. Krabs! Patrick: Hiya, SpongeBob! SpongeBob: What if Squidward's right? We compare season one’s “Scaredy Pants” to the recent stop-motion animated special “The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom.” We also play SpongeBob trivia … (laughs while walking out), Squidward: (walks up behind SpongeBob) Steal your soul. He then tries to get it off of there.] Larry catches it and throws it to Sandy] Determined, he walks towards the slide, unaware that he stepped on Phil and Lil's rubber duck toy. Written by Paul Tibbitt and Peter Burns. (Squidward takes his costume off) Turning the Flying Dutchman name in a laughingstock. He is about to grab it when he hears the door handle jiggle so he hides in the pillow on the bed. 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